#1334309 - 10/08/14 07:24 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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Andy McClelland
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that was really terrible.. here's something even worse , but the guitar is in tune
Stupid song but the band rocks
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#1334365 - 10/08/14 09:58 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Something decent to listen to and watch beginning on page 6 of this piece of shit thread.
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#1334373 - 10/08/14 10:27 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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Infinitymobile
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Seriously.......that is what you put up as an example of something 'decent'????? I would rather listen to the most recent song Al posted over and over again than listen to ANY Van Hagar......you can do better than that Golden Ears 
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#1334379 - 10/08/14 10:33 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Okay...I'll try harder. I liked the girls in the video.  They were nice eye candy after the ear rape.
I totally admit its not my favorite song.
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#1334382 - 10/08/14 10:41 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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A technique I've heard Al use on a lot of his tunes.
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#1334399 - 10/08/14 11:24 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: AL]
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GoldenEars
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Lighten up Al.
There's a world of talent out there.
So many wonderful things to listen to and appreciate.
Just because you're not a part of the music scene in any effectual way doesn't mean you need to be bitter.
You could always practice.
I used to teach people older than you how to play. In about 2 weeks they had more skill than you.
I know you're into facts, so here's a fact: It takes about 2 weeks to reach your talent level.
It takes a lifetime or an accident to lose your voice. If you'd like some spare change to cover your tracheotomy I'll see what I can do.
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#1334452 - 10/09/14 04:03 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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AL
the last rock hope
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Registered: 04/16/99
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Did you teach people to be trolly like yourself ? Surely they couldn't be around you for 2 weeks before they started to pick up your social diseases.
Obviously my music is very important to you. You fixated on it at the Planet years ago and now again. I don't think anybody is fixating on your guitar copying. Why ? Because there are literally 10s of thousands of guitar players out there who spend their whole musical lives learning other people's riffs, like yourself.
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#1334653 - 10/09/14 08:10 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: AL]
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Memphis Monroe
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To the best of my knowledge no one has yet addressed this conundrum, but the title of your thread states that you are “still the future of rock,” which would indicate you were at one time in the past the “future of rock.” Of course, this begs the question as to at what point does the future become the past, and at what point do you finally realize that you were/are none of these things? In other words, after a decade of hyping yourself with nothing to show for it but a beat down on VS Planet at what point does the reality of your utter insignificance finally sink in for you?
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#1334679 - 10/09/14 09:04 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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AL
the last rock hope
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If I'm so insignificant, why are you constantly trying to hump my leg ? I mean, you've made 17 posts on this thread. Obviously I ain't too fucking insignificant, ya dunderhead.
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#1334683 - 10/09/14 09:13 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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It's more about the possibility of your sickness spreading.
In Sparta, they would have dropped your musical children from a cliff to prevent discord from entering the gene pool.
We have little such luxury today.
Just as you enjoy flinging your musical turds in our faces we enjoy throwing a few verbal rocks back. It's petty, but what can you do?
Sometimes an open sore is fun to pick at. Thanks for being what you are. It makes the morbid fascination seem almost natural.
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#1334686 - 10/09/14 09:27 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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AL
the last rock hope
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wow that was creepy too. When are you gonna understand that I could never give a fuck what dolty Darren thinks ? I mean you are the same guy who demanded that I keep I Believe In Karma and Argue on Planet Radio because they're so good. heh You're the same guy who gave positive reviews to 4 out of 5 songs on the thread you showed up here with where you were pretending that you were a newbie who hung out reading the Planet for a long time. Bottom line, you're a desperate troll who was ashamed to come back under the name Darren because you were such an embarrassment back in the day. and that doesn't even get into creepier psycho stuff you've done.
You're a baby buffoon. Go spend 100 hours learning another EVH riff. and of course if you want to flame this thread til I finish filling up my soundcloud page, go right ahead. You're just one of my doofs, keep reachin' for the stars!
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#1334688 - 10/09/14 09:37 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Walrus44 asked me to, Scott. I was doing my job. Nothing more.
I hope that clears up something that has confused you for some time now.
In all honesty, I'm happy that you keep putting your shit out there.
1) It makes some of us look better in context.
2) I'm pretty keen on freedom of expression, even yours.
3) Although I think your music is rather limited and even banal I wouldn't begrudge you any monetary gains you manage to reap. Good luck. It's a cruel world.
4) I piss myself laughing sometimes and it's been said that humor is good for the soul.
Now, if you were 16 and trying to learn things, I wouldn't feel like this at all. I'd try to help you.
But you want the world, which has seen better things, to love you and your laziness.
Good luck with that.
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#1334691 - 10/09/14 09:58 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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I guess I need to answer your other sad accusations to finish out my retort.
1) While Jazzooo and I aren't the best of buds, I've always had a profound respect for his Art and Craft and have told him so many times. You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I would harass him offline. I would be more likely to do that to you, wouldn't I? So, if you have any speculations about how I've stalked you over the years why not have it out? After all, I'm clearly threatened by your talent and your wit!
2) I've actually met quite a few of these people here in-person or talked to them on the phone. Can you say the same? Would you like to begin the name-dropping first or shall I?
3) I think I am a newbie who has hung out at the Planet for a long time. That seems a pretty apt description and I'll stick by that.
4) It doesn't take 100 hours to learn an EVH riff, usually. It takes even less time to transcribe your material. And, like Silversmith, I'm pretty sure I could improve upon it, if only for humor's sake. You can't even begin to think that what you write is challenging to me, do you? Much less, pleasing to the ear? I'm all for simplicity. When you do a note bend, it's like listening to a cat getting gutted!
I hope this helps you to put some things in perspective. Your particular kind of trolliness feeds on an emotional response. Scott, you make me laugh. You have no teeth. Normally, I'm pretty mild with people because, as Walrus44 once said, "We're all in this boat."
I didn't always get along with him, either. But he had thoughts that could be respected.
You, I see, as a cesspool of bitterness and hatred for anything outside your grasp. It's both sad and rather humorous.
Is that clear now?
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#1334702 - 10/09/14 11:34 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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Duckhead
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#1334716 - 10/10/14 12:33 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: Duckhead]
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Dan Barnes
I sing, I love, I love to sing.
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Registered: 04/16/99
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Loc: Joshua Tree, CA USA
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Nope... still a pissing contest. Just checking. Bye.
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#1334718 - 10/10/14 12:58 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Oh, go do another selfie, already! 
We got serious issues to iron out!
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#1334726 - 10/10/14 01:33 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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AL
the last rock hope
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Registered: 04/16/99
Posts: 75651
Loc: Walmartville
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16 posts by you so far in this thread, you've almost caught up to Gretsch. I wonder when we get to the point where you start showing up on other people's website guestbooks impersonating me, again ?
I'm posting my songs, you're consumed with me - while calling ME bitter and hateful and a troll. Carry on, I got plenty more room on my soundcloud page and will be posting another song tomorrow. Maybe you should call up some of your Planet friends on the phone. Hey, you should call Gretsch, the 2 of you seem lonely.
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#1334732 - 10/10/14 01:41 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: AL]
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GoldenEars
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It's your show. Post what you want, Scott.
Try to be mature enough to handle the negative or lackluster feedback.
Historically, you've been a little liberal in your own opinions about music and rather conservative when given opinions about your offerings.
I didn't realize this was a post counting thread.
Since you have this penchant for deflection, I'll ask again, have you posted over at Gearslutz yet? They have professional mixers there. People who work with people who get paid to do music on a regular basis.
It might help you to share your stuff with some of those cats. Make sure to let them know that you're the Future of Rock, okay? They'd love that. And tell them how much EVH sucks too. Maybe they'll see something I can't.
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#1334736 - 10/10/14 01:46 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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AL
the last rock hope
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Registered: 04/16/99
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so it's an EVH fansite ?? where guys obsess about gear.
Sounds good for you, are you safe to use the name Darren there ?
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#1334739 - 10/10/14 01:50 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Hey man, I'll use my name over there if you post some stuff in the songwriter's forum.
It's not like I'd flame you for doing what I suggested. As far as I'm concerned you're just trying to promote your stuff.
It needs work and you're a jerk when you read suggestions, but there's no way I'd do anything to sabotage your efforts to expand.
The world is a Cruel Mistress.
Go for it. If you do and you get positive feedback I lose a nut. I'm game to try.
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#1334749 - 10/10/14 02:14 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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AL
the last rock hope
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Registered: 04/16/99
Posts: 75651
Loc: Walmartville
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You just passed Gretsch, keep up the good work, ya creepy goon.
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#1334750 - 10/10/14 02:18 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Loc: Awe-Sten, TX
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Congrats on your victory, Al!
You should go out an get a nice bottle of wine to celebrate.
We could use another laugh, are you thinking of posting anything else tonight? Me and the Mrs. could use a chuckle.
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#1334770 - 10/10/14 02:57 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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Chimp
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Loc: Overland Park
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By the way - you know they sell guitar tuners pretty cheap these days - you might buy one. Also - if you sit down and practice playing a note one whole step up and then stretching to that note- within about a week or maybe two you'll get the hang of stretching to pitch. At least it worked for me when I did it at the age of about 9 or 10 years old.
But then again - a lot of kids can learn a lot faster than older people. It might take a little longer since you are older than 9 or 10. Still I think it will help.
Edited by Chimp (10/10/14 03:28 AM)
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#1334791 - 10/10/14 03:39 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: AL]
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Chimp
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Registered: 01/25/03
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Loc: Overland Park
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hey Monkey throw some more stuff at us!
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#1334848 - 10/10/14 11:33 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: AL]
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AL
the last rock hope
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Registered: 04/16/99
Posts: 75651
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There used to be a busy road that went across the state of Pennsylvania. The businesses used to be lined up there. Now if you take a drive on it, you see vast stretches of nothingness, and what was a thriving world of commerce has basically been wiped off the map. by progress.. Had some help from a couple Planeteers on this one - this track was produced by Karl Frick with V-drums by Dave Morris.
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#1334851 - 10/10/14 11:37 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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Vanillagrits
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The best thing you can do for a song is not play it.
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#1334853 - 10/10/14 11:39 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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Chimp
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Registered: 01/25/03
Posts: 13625
Loc: Overland Park
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Guitar tuners...get your tuner! Only $12.00...
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#1334855 - 10/10/14 11:42 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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Vanillagrits
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Maybe you can get guitar lessons from Courtney Love.
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#1334858 - 10/10/14 11:46 AM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
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GoldenEars
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Posts: 1500
Loc: Awe-Sten, TX
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I got through about a minute.
My wife and I had a chuckle.
Thank you!
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#1334862 - 10/10/14 12:04 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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AL
the last rock hope
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Registered: 04/16/99
Posts: 75651
Loc: Walmartville
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wow, in 12 minutes, 4 new troll posts.
I'm rather proud of that collab with Karl and Dave. It debuted at #1 at mp3.com, no easy feat. I only saw one other guy do it in all the years I was there.
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#1334873 - 10/10/14 12:45 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: AL]
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GoldenEars
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Loc: Awe-Sten, TX
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Doesn't say much for mp3.com, does it?
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#1334895 - 10/10/14 02:20 PM
Re: Father Time is still the future of rock.
[Re: GoldenEars]
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Memphis Monroe
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Posts: 27470
Loc: Pensacola, FL
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Hey Al, I just debuted at #1 in my garage, and I also gave myself the Nobel Peace Prize award for self-indulgence.
Lady GaGa has debuted at #1 on legitimate pop charts, and I still thinks she sucks awful…so, I’m not really sure what point Al/Scott thinks he’s making, but I’m sure it somehow makes sense to him.
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