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#1613595 - 05/18/19 09:23 PM F••••••G F••••••G TRAFFIC JAM
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Hey, I used to live in L.A. and commuted from Redondo Beach to Hollywood every day.

But I've NEVER endured a traffic jam like I just did today. I was driving from the Omaha airport to Lincoln, which normally takes exactly an hour. I got stuck in a massive traffic jam caused by a major accident on I-80. It took me three hours to move a mile and a half.

FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM.









… did I mention "fuck"?
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#1613596 - 05/18/19 09:24 PM Re: FUCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM [Re: Mooseboy]
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Oh, and luckily I had plenty of gas, I didn't have to pee, and my Subaru Outback is watertight like a duck's ass. Which is good, because it was raining like fucking hell for a while.
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#1613597 - 05/18/19 09:49 PM Re: FUCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM [Re: Mooseboy]
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That sucks.... but let me be the first to congratulate you on multiple fucks without getting an error message.
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#1613603 - 05/18/19 10:52 PM Re: FUCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM [Re: Doughboy]
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Sounds way sucky for your weekend --- So glad, I rarely have to drive the car more than 10 miles a week -- and can generally pick the day /hour we leave ..


Can be hell ( without even an accident ) here. No alternative road .. We still have a two-lane road which is the main through fare from N to S California --Highway 1

5 miles can take 20+ minutes >> at the wrong time of day ...


Edited by C Jo Go (05/18/19 11:39 PM)
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#1613616 - 05/19/19 08:32 AM Re: FUCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM [Re: C Jo Go]
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I'm really glad that I don't live in Los Angeles anymore. Don't miss that traffic at all. It's very rare for that type of traffic jams anywhere else. Nebraska??? Must have been a fatality. Sad. I'd much rather be late then dead.
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#1613619 - 05/19/19 09:19 AM Re: FUCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM [Re: Liquidirt]
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I just read the updated article… a baby that was riding in one of the cars died in the accident. That's just awful.

And, for some reason, I delayed getting on the interstate for about twenty minutes yesterday afternoon… if I didn't, I could have either been a minute ahead of the accident, or right in the middle of it.
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#1613620 - 05/19/19 09:20 AM Re: FUCKING FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM [Re: Doughboy]
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 Originally Posted By: Doughboy
That sucks.... but let me be the first to congratulate you on multiple fucks without getting an error message.
Yeah, maybe The Planet website has a tough time with traffic too, and was sympathetic.
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