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#1644342 - 02/15/20 12:14 AM Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night
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Feels so weird. Weird to segment humanity by single or hooked up, and weird because there will certainly be some women I have had lunch or dinner with or gone to a movie or two with over the last few months but decided not to go any further with them. I'm hoping there will be some surprises, women I have not met or had never considered.

But I'm like an inch away from not showing up--just seems so phony and uncomfortable, but I suspect I'm wrong about that.

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#1644343 - 02/15/20 03:01 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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Interview style dating was never my thing. I've always met women just going about my usual business.

I have an amazing, perfect woman in my life now. Turns out I'd been sitting next to her at a weekly dinner for the last year. [ insert rim shot sound effect ]
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#1644352 - 02/15/20 09:35 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Dot]
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Go and enjoy being a piece of meat. I would.
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#1644368 - 02/15/20 10:39 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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Go and enjoy being a piece of meat. I would.


lol. I'm so glad you came back to the forum.
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#1644374 - 02/15/20 10:54 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Webster]
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I would be quite apprehensive about going to a singles' party, and I think I would expect other prospective attendees would be also. But once I got there I expect I would warm up to the people in the gathering.
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#1644392 - 02/15/20 12:56 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Doofie]
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Just go. If it doesnt suit you, leave.
I'd go.
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#1644396 - 02/15/20 01:03 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Webster]
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 Originally Posted By: Ismellelephant
Go and enjoy being a piece of meat. I would.


lol. I'm so glad you came back to the forum.

Why thank you even if you are the only one.
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#1644398 - 02/15/20 01:05 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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Stand next to the guy that is the Flank Steak at the gathering and you'll look like Filet Mignon.
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#1644399 - 02/15/20 01:10 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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#1644410 - 02/15/20 03:39 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Xenophile]
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I agree with every single comment!
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#1644411 - 02/15/20 03:42 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Xenophile]
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Sounds like fun to me. Go for fun and a relaxing cocktail or two.
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#1644412 - 02/15/20 03:44 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Doughboy]
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....if some lady latches on to you that you don’t fancy, just start talking politics. She ll leave. But if she doesn’t leave then start talking religion...
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#1644413 - 02/15/20 04:00 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Doughboy]
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And if that fails mention the biker gang affiliation.
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#1644414 - 02/15/20 04:22 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Andy McClelland]
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And if all else fails, and you really can’t get rid of her, mention that you are a jazz musician.
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#1644415 - 02/15/20 04:23 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Andy McClelland]
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Bring up what is the best studio monitors
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#1644418 - 02/15/20 05:06 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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Cappuccino?! Glow in the dark?!

Jesus God.
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#1644419 - 02/15/20 05:11 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: flatcat]
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mr morris you are a funny guy.
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#1644420 - 02/15/20 05:12 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Dave Morris]
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And if all else fails, and you really can’t get rid of her, mention that you are a jazz musician.

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#1644428 - 02/15/20 06:07 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Dave Morris]
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And if all else fails, and you really can’t get rid of her, mention that you are a jazz musician.


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#1644434 - 02/15/20 06:23 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Webster]
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And like my man, Leon Phelps say, don't forget about the Skanks at the party. They could use some lovin too.
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#1644440 - 02/15/20 06:59 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Doughboy]
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....if some lady latches on to you that you don’t fancy, just start talking politics. She ll leave. But if she doesn’t leave then start talking religion...
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#1644441 - 02/15/20 07:06 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: C Jo Go]
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#1644444 - 02/15/20 07:12 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: C Jo Go]
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If you have to get out of a situation, you can always use the Seinfeld technique and discuss a threesome...


Thank me later.


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#1644458 - 02/15/20 09:51 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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 Originally Posted By: Ismellelephant
Bring up what is the best studio monitors


Falls over laughing. \:\)
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#1644468 - 02/16/20 08:04 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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And if she knows the answer to your question, smelly, invite her to dinner.

It was weird but fun. I actually connected a little bit with a lovely and unusual person, gave her a lift home and we just exchanged good morning whatsapps.

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#1644469 - 02/16/20 08:08 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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Cool that you went. And had a good time as opposed to the alternative.



I'd still like to know if that house you showed us has mechanical air conditioning.
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#1644471 - 02/16/20 08:17 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Webster]
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Glad you had a good time.

Define "unusual". there is too much open to the imagination.


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#1644478 - 02/16/20 09:56 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Webster]
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I'd still like to know if that house you showed us has mechanical air conditioning.


LOL. He is not going to answer...he's a piece of meat.
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#1644480 - 02/16/20 10:01 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Ismellelephant]
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Most houses down here don’t have air-conditioning. It’s kind of San Diego weather most of the year. The only really hot month is May, but everybody has ceiling fans.
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#1644482 - 02/16/20 10:06 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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By unusual… First of all, she’s quite gorgeous and glamorous in a traditional way. Blonde hair, blue eyes, great figure. She’s a yoga and Pilates instructor. Second, she had a pretty serious medical misadventure a few years ago and maybe as a result has a really positive and optimistic outlook on life. She’s 55 and looks 45. She really likes to spin on the dance floor – she must’ve done it for three minutes straight. And she never threw up :-)

I just sent her a link to one of my songs and she seemed to really enjoy it, coming up with creative imagery of what she imagined while listening.

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#1644484 - 02/16/20 10:23 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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Those are good unusuals, I guess, better than having a third nipple or the like \:\)


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#1644488 - 02/16/20 10:56 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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 Originally Posted By: Jazzooo
Most houses down here don’t have air-conditioning. It’s kind of San Diego weather most of the year. The only really hot month is May, but everybody has ceiling fans.


Thanks! Good to know. I'm very familiar with San Diego weather.
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#1644489 - 02/16/20 10:57 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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And she never threw up :-)


A real +plus+.
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#1644493 - 02/16/20 11:06 AM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Webster]
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"Those are good unusuals, I guess, better than having a third nipple or the like"

We didn't get that far, so there is still that possibility.

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#1644497 - 02/16/20 12:03 PM Re: Going to a Singles Cocktail Party Saturday Night [Re: Jazzooo]
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Well, I have an early dinner date for tonight with her.
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