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#1668749 - 07/02/20 11:16 AM You all know what 69 is, right?
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...I mean my other than my age today at 12:59 AM CDT this morning? I'm not talking about that.

I mean the mutually-satisfying sexual position, "69."

Of course you do, but do you know what 71 is?

Even if you do, we will not discuss what 79 is.


Edited by Dan Barnes (07/02/20 11:48 AM)
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#1668751 - 07/02/20 11:19 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Dan Barnes]
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71 is 69, with 2 fingers in the ass.

happy bday, you pervert. lol
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#1668752 - 07/02/20 11:35 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: moontan]
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#1668754 - 07/02/20 11:48 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: moontan]
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 Originally Posted By: moontan
71 is 69, with 2 fingers in the ass.

happy bday, you pervert. lol


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#1668756 - 07/02/20 11:50 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Dan Barnes]
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Extra points if you can be slightly more specific as to the finger distribution.
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#1668758 - 07/02/20 11:52 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Dan Barnes]
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bridge of sighs is similar to what moontan said lol
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#1668763 - 07/02/20 12:24 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: glensimonds]
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 Originally Posted By: glensimonds
bridge of sighs is similar to what moontan said lol


Is it? Never heard of that one...
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#1668767 - 07/02/20 12:32 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Dan Barnes]
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my friend was a great guitar player that knew billy lorden told me thats why robin trower named his album that, i dont know if its true but kinda makes sense
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#1668768 - 07/02/20 12:54 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: glensimonds]
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how about 77? that's where you get 8 more than 69
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#1668769 - 07/02/20 01:06 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: pbrowne]
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Happy birthday! Hope all is well in the beautiful CA low desert.
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#1668770 - 07/02/20 01:08 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: pbrowne]
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#1668773 - 07/02/20 01:37 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: ulank]
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#1668790 - 07/02/20 02:43 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: glensimonds]
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Much better than "96" ... which is pretty much a waste of time.
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#1668795 - 07/02/20 03:03 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: calypso]
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Yep. You could read stories to each other while doing the 96.
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#1668813 - 07/02/20 04:24 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: ulank]
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34 1/2 works for me.


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#1668814 - 07/02/20 04:24 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: ulank]
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#1668818 - 07/02/20 04:40 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Marty Gilman]
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34 1/2 works for me.


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Now THAT is some kinky shit, Marty!



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#1668820 - 07/02/20 04:47 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: ulank]
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#1668852 - 07/02/20 08:01 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: C Jo Go]
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happy 69 dan
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#1668855 - 07/02/20 08:05 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: grachus]
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Thanks everybody. Just got back from a fun ride on Varna. I have her adjusted close to optimal now, so far as sag... that is, height. Now to practice for my show tonight:

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#1668888 - 07/02/20 10:46 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: pbrowne]
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 Originally Posted By: pbrowne
how about 77? that's where you get 8 more than 69
DANG! You got there first.
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#1668894 - 07/02/20 11:50 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Mooseboy]
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Hippy burp day my dear friend! :may many more decades follow!

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#1668908 - 07/03/20 12:49 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Arthur]
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#1668925 - 07/03/20 01:47 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Wish]
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#1668940 - 07/03/20 03:47 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Dan Barnes]
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69! Holy crap! Can you imagine two people of that age? Wait a minute, I've got a year and a half to go, and I'm still into it. Man, time sure flies while you're having fun.

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#1668955 - 07/03/20 04:54 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Doofie]
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69! Holy crap! Can you imagine two people of that age?


Doing the 69? I’d rather not.

No offense to anyone here.
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#1669166 - 07/04/20 04:03 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: ulank]
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#1669167 - 07/04/20 04:04 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: LarryG]
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#1669171 - 07/04/20 04:14 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: LarryG]
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71 is 69, with 2 fingers in the ass.


So, is that one in each? And if not, how do the couple decide who will be the digiter and who will be the digitee?
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#1669173 - 07/04/20 04:18 AM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: Doofie]
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Happy Birthday Dan. May you have many more happy and healthy decades!
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#1669202 - 07/04/20 12:26 PM Re: You all know what 69 is, right? [Re: SkyWave]
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Yes, very Happy Birthday Dan! ... (Regardless of which way the compass points.)
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