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#1833143 - 02/05/23 09:07 AM Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet?
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They are comingÖ..

Chinese spy balloon sounds like an oxymoron to me.
Chuck NorrisÖÖÖÖÖ.

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#1833158 - 02/05/23 11:28 AM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Marty Gilman]
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Címon you creative bastids. Write one! Iíll start.

Did you hear about the new brand of condoms? They call Chinese spy balloons


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#1833162 - 02/05/23 11:46 AM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Marty Gilman]
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Iz at Mallty Gillamans postate up there?

Must be read with stereotypical Chinese accent \:\)
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#1833167 - 02/05/23 12:12 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Alan]
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Goodnight, table.
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#1833168 - 02/05/23 12:18 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Mooseboy]
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I said downstairs it was a piŮata full o fortune cookies.



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#1833173 - 02/05/23 12:37 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: ulank]
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#1833174 - 02/05/23 12:40 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Ismellelephant]
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Itís just Appleís new iBalloon.

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#1833184 - 02/05/23 01:13 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: ulank]
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#1833189 - 02/05/23 01:41 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Adam Warlock]
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You and I in a little sweat shop
Build some big spy balloons for no money, itís hot
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one they were gone
Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message "something's out there!"
Floating in the winter sky
Ninety-nine spy balloons go by
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#1833190 - 02/05/23 01:49 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Adam Warlock]
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#1833213 - 02/05/23 05:09 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: MadGuitrst]
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#1833223 - 02/05/23 06:45 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: C Jo Go]
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Just saw a funny one of George Santos in a fighter jet shooting down the spy balloon.
Another one of a white balloon with a Chinese takeout box attached to it

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#1833237 - 02/05/23 07:47 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Marty Gilman]
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#1833238 - 02/05/23 07:52 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: C Jo Go]
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#1833244 - 02/05/23 09:33 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Adam Warlock]
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#1833246 - 02/05/23 09:38 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: C Jo Go]
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#1833368 - 02/06/23 09:11 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Andy McClelland]
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good ones

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#1833402 - 02/07/23 10:05 AM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Marty Gilman]
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Iím kind of surprised our govt is saying they had to search a 10-square-mile patch of ocean for the debris. Iím sure there were enough eyes on it that they could pinpoint exactly where it fell. I wonder why they couldnít somehow sever the balloon and scoop up the electronics instead of shoot it down, considering the aerobatics we are capable of.
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#1833418 - 02/07/23 12:18 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Xenophile]
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Iím kind of surprised our govt is saying they had to search a 10-square-mile patch of ocean for the debris. Iím sure there were enough eyes on it that they could pinpoint exactly where it fell. I wonder why they couldnít somehow sever the balloon and scoop up the electronics instead of shoot it down, considering the aerobatics we are capable of.


I thought the same but possibly it had a self destruct mechanism.
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#1833420 - 02/07/23 12:27 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Alan]
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60K feet is quite a drop. At that height, the impact even on water is probably like concrete.
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#1833456 - 02/07/23 05:28 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Adam Warlock]
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Anything made in china breaks within 10 minutes regardless of altitude \:\)

(if balloon annoying! Shoot it down, replace batteries and continue to watch great weather)
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#1833493 - 02/07/23 11:51 PM Re: Any Chinese Spy Balloon Jokes Yet? [Re: Alan]
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Wondered a couple of days ago if Xi couldíve had the balloon impregnated with microbes, harmful chemicals, or any other environmental poisons that could wreak havoc to our waters, air, land, or population. Besides spying, the balloon could be used as a vehicle for other strategic purposes... knowing that we at some point would likely blow it up.
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