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#646875 - 01/30/07 01:49 PM Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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… when all of a sudden, a vampire swoops down and lands on the hood of the car (that would be the bonnet, you Brits!)

The first nun cries, "What shall I do?"

The second nun says, "Try the windshield wipers!"

Doesn't work.

The first nun cries, "Now what?!"

The second nun says, "Show him your cross!"

The fist nun leans out of the car and screams, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR, YOU GODDAMNED VAMPIRE!"

\:D
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#646876 - 01/30/07 02:01 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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I don't get it? \:\( ;\)
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#646877 - 01/30/07 02:03 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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\:D

(that's an easy one for me to remember too...thanks!)
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#646878 - 01/30/07 02:08 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Carl-being "cross" would be the behavior the nun displayed when she leaned out and shouted curses.
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#646879 - 01/30/07 02:17 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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I used to have a teach that would say, "Now boys, I don't want to get cross with you."

Of course I was never involved. \:\)

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#646880 - 01/30/07 02:27 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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\:D :clap:
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#646881 - 01/30/07 02:32 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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But then... shouldn't your teacher have said:

"Now boys, I don't want to show you my cross."?

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#646882 - 01/30/07 02:56 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Good one, Mooseboy! I'll have to share that with some of the kindergarteners I work with.
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#646883 - 01/30/07 02:58 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Well, I may need to change a word or two...
oh, what the heck! They've heard worse at home...

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#646884 - 01/30/07 03:47 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Good one, Mooseboy! I'll have to share that with some of the kindergarteners I work with.
You could always use this punchline Eric...
"get off the hood of my car you child molesting priest."
At least they would get a little lesson there.
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#646885 - 01/30/07 04:42 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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#646886 - 01/30/07 05:31 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Eric, don't try sharing it with your kindergartners…






























They've already heard it \:D
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#646887 - 01/30/07 06:03 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Got any newer jokes?

Here's one I read today:

A guy walks into an upscale party and espies an attactive woman across the room. He approaches her and asks her what her name is. She coyly replies; "Carmen". Keeping up the conversation he adds; "That is a beautiful name! Is it a family name?" She replies; "No, it is a name I gave myself because it depicts the two things I love the most...cars and men....What is your name?" The gentleman quikly came back with his response;
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"Golftits."
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#646888 - 01/30/07 07:29 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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I think the nun was perfectly justified.
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#646889 - 01/30/07 07:34 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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SJ- mine's definitely old, but I remembered it today and it made me laugh. Golftits is a great one, thanks!
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#646890 - 01/30/07 11:27 PM Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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You are welcome, Moosey! :thumb:
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