#1827842 - 01/05/23 03:02 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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Memphis Monroe
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[quote=Gretsch 6120]I mean it really does beg the question why the f*** would Al think Elizabeth Banks would talk to him online or anywhere else? Gesus, this guy is f*****! well sometimes celebs reach out to talk to their lowly fans. I've spoken to many of the actual article over the years. A number of them I've encouraged to join our indie site. Yeah, and I declined because I don't want to be a hypocrite... In all seriousness though, you can have my autograph for the small nominal fee of $10,000 For $1,000 more I'll teach you how to tune a guitar.
No I'm not talking about the Lost Keys! 
I'm talking about Nine Inch Nails, X, DiVinyls, Jim Carroll, Tommy James, Juliette Lewis, Pete Townshend, David Crosby and numerous others. [/
Okey Dokey old fella...whatever you say...we all believe you..
Bill, do you think it's long term brain damage from possible drug abuse or untreated mental illness?.....Hooiolllly Shiiiiittttt!
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#1827843 - 01/05/23 03:08 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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Adam Warlock
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That's my brother sitting behind Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers 
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#1827844 - 01/05/23 03:10 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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But it's us, Chris...remember?
We're haters, disbelievers, snakes and liars.
I swear, I've been rolling over here tonight....it's comic gold.
That's pretty cool, Adam!
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#1827846 - 01/05/23 03:18 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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Memphis Monroe
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Crack is a hell of a drug, kids..
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#1827848 - 01/05/23 03:32 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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AL
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[quote=Gretsch 6120]I mean it really does beg the question why the f*** would Al think Elizabeth Banks would talk to him online or anywhere else? Gesus, this guy is f*****! well sometimes celebs reach out to talk to their lowly fans. I've spoken to many of the actual article over the years. A number of them I've encouraged to join our indie site. Yeah, and I declined because I don't want to be a hypocrite... In all seriousness though, you can have my autograph for the small nominal fee of $10,000 For $1,000 more I'll teach you how to tune a guitar. No I'm not talking about the Lost Keys! I'm talking about Nine Inch Nails, X, DiVinyls, Jim Carroll, Tommy James, Juliette Lewis, Pete Townshend, David Crosby and numerous others. [/ Okey Dokey old fella...whatever you say...we all believe you.. Bill, do you think it's long term brain damage from possible drug abuse or untreated mental illness?.....Hooiolllly Shiiiiittttt!
Why would you think I'm lying about this?
Ask anybody who is familiar with the site.
Here's Pete Townshend and his wife Rachel Fuller accepting their Golden Kayak award (from me) when the site was called IACmusic.
http://indiemusicpeople.com/songs.aspx?SongID=96330&ArtistID=154586
our friends Sandy and Ed presented the tactile trophy to him at a Who concert btw.
You guys have all invented your own myth about me, based on I guess being jealous, go figure.
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#1827849 - 01/05/23 03:40 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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Memphis Monroe
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#1828236 - 01/07/23 01:12 AM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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ooops
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#1828239 - 01/07/23 01:13 AM
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Yes…please do.
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#1848397 - 05/11/23 01:42 PM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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Memphis Monroe
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Just moving this back up to the top for everyone's reference, since Alice is calling me out downstairs, claiming I was lying about his gullibility and stupidity.
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#1848405 - 05/11/23 02:43 PM
Re: my dealings with fake celebrities
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MadGuitrst
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This hit the funny-bone spot today. It is so laughably unbelievable, only it's not unbelievable because it's Al, but it's hysterically laughable.
You gotta love where he called the fake Bob Dylan "Bobby". It literally made me
You also have to love that he fell for the same EXACT obvious scam line from TWO different celebrities:
"I would love to have you a free ticket whenever am in your home zone and if am much free we can hang out for dinner before my show, it always been a huge pleasure to have time with my fans before my event".
But yeah, it's you Chris...and me, and Moose and everyone else.
Between the brushes with "celebs", the 100+ alien abductions, his extreme narcissism, and his absolute Dunning-Kruger ways, I can't see how anyone would take anything he says or thinks seriously. Well, it is entertaining though, like a trainwreck combined with the Keystone Cops/comedy of errors.
What a good time they must have aboard the mothership.
I can picture them them all hanging out there now: Grektan Dhurgat, "Bobby" Dylan, "Cros", Liz, and Al.
You couldn't make this stuff up!
P.S. Yeah, great minds, Adam!...what a bff you've chosen! 😂🤣
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#1848407 - 05/11/23 02:48 PM
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AL
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You distort shit as usual, you see all events thru your Al-obsessed lens, your version always turns out to be a made up story.
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