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#1864224 - 09/15/23 01:39 PM IRS audits a fishing boat owners employees
mrsinical Offline
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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."

BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"

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#1864225 - 09/15/23 01:56 PM Re: IRS audits a fishing boat owners employees [Re: mrsinical]
Marty Gilman Offline
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Good one!

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#1864226 - 09/15/23 01:57 PM Re: IRS audits a fishing boat owners employees [Re: Marty Gilman]
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Ha!
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#1864253 - 09/15/23 06:28 PM Re: IRS audits a fishing boat owners employees [Re: Webster]
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#1864254 - 09/15/23 06:56 PM Re: IRS audits a fishing boat owners employees [Re: MadGuitrst]
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Excellent!
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