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... except I'm too damn old to get embarrassed about anything any more...
Can anyone recommend a really good nose hair trimmer?
One upon a time the hair grew upwards and outwards from my scalp. No more. Now all my hair seems to grow down and out my nostrils. It's a jungle in there!
I keep buying these cheap nose-hair trimmers from Amazon and they keep breaking after a few uses. I try using scissors but I don't see well enough (up close) to trim the little fukkers.
If it was just my appearance I was concerned with, I'd just fuggedaboudit and let my nostril hairs grow long, and look like a wooly mammoth. Or apply wax and make a groovy handlebar mustache out of it.
But the hairs curl up inside my nostrils and stab the sensitive lining of the nostril, causing constant irritation, with the result that I often find myself sticking my finger up there to scratch it. Which, of course, looks as if I'm digging for a booger in my nose.
Not that there's anything wrong with using your finger to scrape out the dried mucous in your nostrils. Our society deems it socially disturbing, but I'm convinced that's the reason we have fingernails. And fingers that are the perfect size to get in there. That's how important that airway is.
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