#646875 - 01/30/07 07:49 PM
Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Mooseboy
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… when all of a sudden, a vampire swoops down and lands on the hood of the car (that would be the bonnet, you Brits!)
The first nun cries, "What shall I do?"
The second nun says, "Try the windshield wipers!"
Doesn't work.
The first nun cries, "Now what?!"
The second nun says, "Show him your cross!"
The fist nun leans out of the car and screams, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR, YOU GODDAMNED VAMPIRE!"
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#646878 - 01/30/07 08:08 PM
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Gary C.
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Carl-being "cross" would be the behavior the nun displayed when she leaned out and shouted curses.
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#646879 - 01/30/07 08:17 PM
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paulb
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I used to have a teach that would say, "Now boys, I don't want to get cross with you."
Of course I was never involved. 
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#646880 - 01/30/07 08:27 PM
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Dan7
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#646881 - 01/30/07 08:32 PM
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P.A.
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But then... shouldn't your teacher have said:
"Now boys, I don't want to show you my cross."?
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#646882 - 01/30/07 08:56 PM
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Eric Collins
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Good one, Mooseboy! I'll have to share that with some of the kindergarteners I work with.
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#646883 - 01/30/07 08:58 PM
Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Eric Collins
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Well, I may need to change a word or two...
oh, what the heck! They've heard worse at home...
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#646884 - 01/30/07 09:47 PM
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rhythmace47
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Good one, Mooseboy! I'll have to share that with some of the kindergarteners I work with.
"get off the hood of my car you child molesting priest."
At least they would get a little lesson there.
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#646885 - 01/30/07 10:42 PM
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Eric Collins
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#646887 - 01/31/07 12:03 AM
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String Jammer
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Got any newer jokes?
Here's one I read today:
A guy walks into an upscale party and espies an attactive woman across the room. He approaches her and asks her what her name is. She coyly replies; "Carmen". Keeping up the conversation he adds; "That is a beautiful name! Is it a family name?" She replies; "No, it is a name I gave myself because it depicts the two things I love the most...cars and men....What is your name?" The gentleman quikly came back with his response;
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"Golftits."
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#646888 - 01/31/07 01:29 AM
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Geo
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I think the nun was perfectly justified.
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#646889 - 01/31/07 01:34 AM
Re: Two nuns are driving through Transylvania one night…
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Mooseboy
That's "MR. Asshole" to you, buddy!
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SJ- mine's definitely old, but I remembered it today and it made me laugh. Golftits is a great one, thanks!
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#646890 - 01/31/07 05:27 AM
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String Jammer
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You are welcome, Moosey! :thumb:
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